School Teacher Shoots Adopted Son

     The state of Connecticut is sometimes referred to as "the nutmeg state," but now it is drawing attention as the father killing his own son state. Around 1 A.M., the 28 of September 2012, Jeffery Giuliano found a masked intruder attempting to enter into his neighbor's house. Upon impulse, Jeffery grabbed a handgun and shot the person to death.
     After the shooting took place, Giuliano then proceeded to rest his bones on the curb, "unaware of the slain intruder's identity." When the police arrived they informed Old Jeffy boy that it was his son, Tyler, that he had maliciously slaughtered in cold blood, he then apeared to be in "utter shock." It is not specified if the police suspect foul play, but it should be considered. After all, the son was adopted. The father has not yet been charged with a crime, but the investigation continues.
     A reason for Tyler trying to get into the house was not given, leaving the reader to wonder why he was behaving this way. Was he going to steal something? Was his father snoring obnoxiously? Was he out of toilet paper in the event of an emergency? Perhaps he was in a secret love relationship with the residents of that property. Nobody can say, for the answer died with this youth struck down in the prime of his delinquency.
     The senior Giuliano reports that the victim advanced towards him with a shiny object. The object is not identified in the article, so it could be anything. It could have been a knife, a crowbar, a container of nail polish, some kind of silverware, or a microwave oven.
     Giuliano, 44, is a beloved 5th grade school teacher, affectionately known to his students as "Mr. G." I assume this nickname came about because his last name is incredibly difficult to pronounce properly. The article did not clarify as to whether he has continued his work or not, but either way his return to the classroom will be incredibly akward.
     I believe the moral of the story is clear. If you are a school teacher, do not buy a handgun. If you are adopted, don't try to enter your neighbor's homes at inappropriate times. If you are a shiny object, you will most likely become evidence in a crime scene. Although this event is tragic, we can all learn from it. Thank you, and get well soon.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/dad_nightmare_I6dmAJoMfx0ufI5Qq1AVZN

Man Gets Porked By Vicious Swine

     As you surely know by now, an epidemic of man eating pigs is sweeping the nation. A 70 year old hog farmer named Terry Garner was recently killed and consumed by these abhorrent creatures at his home in Oregon. He reportedly went out to feed the animals and did not return for several hours, at which time the family suspected something unusual was occurring.
     When the family arrived at the scene of the senior's slaughter, they found only his dentures and some various body parts scattered throughout the enclosure. The police are still investigating how he "ended up in a position where the hogs were able to consume him." It could have been a heart attack, some pigs may have knocked him down, or it may have been an act of suicide. Potential foul play is being looked into.
    What I wonder is, why did the family wait so long to retrieve the old man? Perhaps they abducted him in his sleep and deposited the unconscious man into the hog pen to be consumed. They may have wanted his property, or maybe he had some money put back, or perhaps he was simply a burden to the family. Nobody will know, for the answer lies in the bellies of the hogs.
     The article did not clarify the current condition of the pigs. They possibly were killed, or maybe they will be used for food purposes. While reading this article, I could not help but wonder how a funeral will be held or the man. Will there be a casket? And if so, what will it contain? Perhaps his dentures will be buried, or the hogs, or the excrement from the animals which consumed the man.
     The article clearly states, "this isn't the first time hogs have eaten their farmers." As I stated before, this is a tragic epidemic currently taking place. I'm sure for the family, bacon will never taste the same. Farmers beware, there is evil afoot.

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